:eek:
DUDE! RUUUUUNNNNNN!!!
[sub]Heh. I love it when they do that…[/sub]
[random mythology comment]
Just offer her a pomegranate. Works every time. 
[/random mythology comment]
Nope. I’m not scared of any ginsu knife. I’m Superdude! My only weakness is Spam™!
[sub]Dammit! Why just I just say what my weakness was? God! ::slapping forehead:: Stupid stupid stupid!
Once. That worked one time.
[sub]of course, I’m still paying for it, but at this late date, I’m kinda used to it. And I’ve got a really nice tan.[/sub]
hum…
a chick feast
::cough cough::
I mean chick fest
You know you ladies might consider a servant for this event.
You know someone to fetch you a drink, carry your bags at the mall, or anything else you might need ;)
:eek:
This is an incredible idea. Really. I mean, a servant boy to handle our irreasonable wishes and demands all freakin’ weekend!? Be still my beating heart!
Hmmmm…I dunno. Might make the other guys jealous. Wouldn’t want to start a feud.
BunnyGirl
Your wish is my command.
Nicklz?
Forget about me so quickly, I see
hardygrrl
how could I ever forget about you.
Good answer, you’ll get the special treatment
:bump:
Saving your pennies for shopping yet, ladies?
Hello. Ooops…
[girly voice on]
Hello. I’m… uh… Stephanie… mrblue’s friend, and I was wondering where you were meeting to have this little get together. I love shopping very much, you know. Why, I’m just dying to meet you all after hearing about the Art Fair. Oooh… and we can talk about all the boys…
:shudders:
[/girly voice off]
OK, screw it.
Hey, I went with you to the Art Fair with nary a complaint. (OK, I did have to lie down for awhile, but c’mon, I didn’t whine about it, did I?) The fact is, I enjoyed hanging out with you. I even went to see My Fair Lady in London. By myself. And liked it.
If I promise not to reveal the time and location to the other male dopers on punishment of… oh I don’t know (I’m sure you’ll think of something suitable), could I perhaps be an Honorary Female Doper for that weekend?
(Just don’t expect me to talk about “the boys”. I can even bring earplugs if you insist…)
::sigh::
Take me off the Maybe list, Bunny.
Our financial situation just hit rock bottom and I don’t know that I can pull it back out in time to make this.
Someone grope [p]Persephone** for me.
I will!! I will!!
Sorry, Superdude. I’m saving myself for Arden.
[sub]…but I kinda like the idea of making mrblue and Honorary Chick…:D[/sub]
Well, hmmmmm…an Honorary Chick, eh?
Let me think.
:puts on thinking cap and assumes Rodin’s Thinker position:
Well, let’s consider our pros and cons here, shall we?[ul]
Pros
[li]You did play a very fine escort for the Art Fair.[/li][li]You carried our packages at Art Fair[/li][li]You never complained about us stopping at every single freakin’ jewelry booth so I could look for doggone moonstones (10 extra Bunny points for that)[/li][li]You’re an all-around great guy[/li][li]You saw a fairly feminine musical in London by yourself[/li]
Cons
[li]You’re a dude, dude[/ul][/li]
I’m open for it. Let’s put the vote out to my constituents.
Ladies?
I don’t mind if a mrblue tags along, but he is not coming into the dressing booth with me to help me try on bras and panties :eek:
Oh Shadow, you’re such a prude [sub]not[/sub] 
I’ll let him help me slip my dainty foot into some shoes though!
Gee, mrblue, are you sure you’re up for something like this? If the voters speak “yes”, I’d advise bringing a book and a camp chair you can sit on when we get to stores like Spiegel and the Bass Shoe Outlet. Could take awhile.