I’m shocked, shocked I tell you, at the very suggestion. I didn’t think you were allowed to try on underwear. Ew…
Maybe I’m mistaken, but in all honesty I don’t recall doing so. I remember carrying my own… Of course, I would certainly be willing to help out in that capacity. It’d be a picnic compared to walking for miles lost in Edinburgh with a 30 pound bag cutting into my shoulder.
And I’ll drive your pumpkin carriage too, I suppose…
Hey, I have Christmas shopping to do too… But what is this “Spiegel” of which you speak? And what kind of idiot would buy shoes for a fish?
Heck, I’d vote for Mr Blue92 being included. I love the guy, and he’s such a good sport!!
However, I can only imagine the uproar from the other fellers. Next thing you know, they’d be throwing it up in our faces at every turn, using it to jockey for more priveleges at Dopefests:
“What do you mean, I can’t press my face between your bare breasts and whip my head back and forth so your jugs slap me silly?!? You let Mr. Blue go shopping with you, didn’t ya?!”
How do you argue with fine logic and an impenetrable argument like that?
What? Our fine Doper men requesting preferential sexual treatment? I am shocked, shocked, I say! Why they would never use our treatment of mrblue as levera…wait a minute…I’m receiving an update off the Reuter’s wire.
Well, I guess I was wrong. Reuter’s reports that a recent Gallup poll of Doper men say 89% of them would use any means necessary to get preferential sexual treatment from a Doper Chick.
Slippery slope, isn’t it? However, the one point I feel I must make is that I don’t notice any of the other guys wanting to actually come shopping with us [sub]cowards[/sub], they just want in on the After Shopping Party Extravaganza that we’ll be having in Frankenmuth. Wine goggles, indeed! :snort:
MtBlue, if they say they are going to have a small “toy party” at someones house, do one of two things:[list=1][]Run. Run fast, run far.[]Stay and take pictures.[/list=1] Either way, have fun and give my regards to the lovely lasses.
[QUOTE] Originally posted by thinksnow *
**MtBlue, if they say they are going to have a small “toy party” at someones house, do one of two things:[list=1][li]Run. Run fast, run far.[]Stay and take pictures.[/list=1]**[/li][/quote]
Something tells me if you did #2, you’d have to do #1…
Besides, you know these lovely women are far too classy for that sort of thing. [sub]They use mail order.[/sub]
Wait, aren’t they going to read this anyway? Doesn’t it seem rather redundant for me to give them your regards a second time? Now perhaps if you asked me to give them your backrubs, that might fly…
I give GREA T backrubs. So great they’ll make your knees melt and your thighs go a-quiver. Therefore…
I offer up my backrub action to everyone coming along on this trip! I’ll even bring oil and creams and teach you gals some techniques.
So that mrblue92 may not miss out on the experience of lovely ladies rubbing each other, I say let him come. He’s kinda like Milhouse… you know, almost like a big sister!
Actually, I was sobbing hysterically, tearing my hair and rending my garments, and Bunny was making a valiant effort to make me feel better. She’s good at that.
I’ve never really been the kind of chick who actually likes shopping either. I’m just coming along for the chance to hang out with some real-life adults, as opposed to the children I’m surrounded by all day long.
