I wonder if Colonel Angus will work on Mike Hunt’s campaign?
But it occurs to me that not many people know much about Mike Hunt. Mike Hunt really needs a lot more exposure. Mike Hunt needs to get on TV as much as possible. It goes without saying that Mike Hunt needs to shake a lot of hands and kiss a lot of babies.
Looking for a candidate with depth? Mike Hunt handles the stiffest competition.
Finally, the State of the Union addresses will get a bigger viewership: “Did you hear? Mike Hunt is going to speak on television tonight!” “Really? Now that I’ve got to see!”
Hey! Don’t forget about the opposition!
“Whip Mike Hunt in '08!”
“Mike Hunt is Soft on Core Issues”
“Will Rogers Never Met Mike Hunt”
“Mike Hunt is All Wet on Defense”
headlines -
“Mike Hunt’s Machine Gets in High Gear”
“Mike Hunt Slipping in Polls”
“Mike Hunt Stumps in Iowa”
“Dems All Set to Tackle Mike Hunt”
[sub]This is toooo much fun! Thanks Eve!
One more headline -
“Polls Rising for Mike Hunt”
[sub]I can’t even code when I preview![/sub]
Three out of four Bush voters prefer Mike Hunt.
Can’t you see him making the rounds of the talk shows? Jon Stewart: “And tonight’s guest is . . . Mike Hunt!”
[What kind of a life must he have? What must his childhood and college experiences have been? Is he completely demented by now? What were his parents thinking?]
Another opposition bumper sticker: “Lets stick it up Mike Hunt in '08!”
Can we pair him up with New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Wiener?
(Campaign slogan: “We’ve had a prick for four years, it’s time for a Wiener.”)
“Something STINKS in American politics and that thing is MIKE HUNT!”
“Nothing in the constitustion prevents Mike Hunt from running. But Mike Hunt is out of touch with the public! Mike Hunt is on the payroll of Big Business! Mike Hunt will be running hard and dirty, but I want each and every one of you to stick it to Mike Hunt this November.”
“Mike Hunt has greased a lot of palms during this campaign. But no amount of bribery will help Mike Hunt to reach the climax… of his political ambitions.”
Why do you think he’s a Republican?
Headline:
Mike Hunt Needs Bush for “Red State” Support.
“When asked about this, Mike Hunt always clams up.”
“Reporters always rub me the wrong way,” Hunt was heard to say.
I think Clinton would definitely be behind Mike Hunt in the White House.
Hell, even Hillary is a fan of Mike Hunt. Nudge, nudge.
It was a rocky road to the presidency.
We all remember the licking that Mike Hunt took in Vermont.
Mike Hunt got fucked.
I don’t know. I think what we really need is to find a Democrat who could lick Mike Hunt.
Him I’d vote for.
Addmitedly though, we haven’t found a candidate like that since Clinton licked Bush.
Even Mike Hunt could be a better president than GWBush!