I don’t know…sometimes I think Mike Hunt is nothing but an insufferable twat.
What this country needs is more ambiguous vagina references from the Republican Party. Four more years! Four more years!
Mike Hunt…what a pussy.
*:: shakes head :: *
What, are you all 12 years old? Grow up!
Sheesh. :rolleyes:
Walks away in disgust.
::: Giggles. Giggles some more.
“Mike Hunt.” Okay, it’s kinda funny. :::
Presidential candidate Mike Hunt attended a performance of The Vagina Monologues this evening. When asked what he thought of the production, he replied “It’s the best show I’ve seen since Ragtime.” The reporter was surprised at the quality of Mike Hunt’s voice. He obviously knows how to speak from his diaphram.
I graduated with a girl named Amanda Lay. No shit.
-foxy
Will the Mike Hunt campaign organization employ a cunning linguist?
I believe they would be better served with a Master Debater. Someone who really has his/her finger on the hotbutton issues.
Mike Hunt screws over the guys, favors Big Business.
After being elected …
Reporter: Mister President! Do you have anything to say about your brother York Hunt’s plan to send a man to Uranus?
President Mike Hunt: I think my brother’s off target with that suggestion. Obviously, man was never meant to travel to Uranus.
Reporter: But what about the fact that Santorum does not agree with you on this issue …
The man clearly has his finger in a lot of pies.
He may be just what we need - someone who can think outside the box.
On the other hand, Bush cramps Mike Hunts style while campaigning in L.A.
Mike Hunt may not be pretty. But Mike Hunt comes through in a pinch.
Now if his opponent was Mike Hock, that would be funny:
Mike Hunt and Mike Hock battle for supremacy
“Congressional Committee To Probe Mike Hunt”
“Anonymous Informant Fingers Mike Hunt”
A few weeks back, there could have been a bunch of “Deep Throat” jokes:
Mike Hunt looking for Deep Throat.
Is Mike Hunt Deep Throat.
To quote Unca Cecil: Another great joke killed by the truth.
Of course, if he loses the election in a vote-counting scandal:
“Mike Hunt Gets the Shaft.”
“Polls rising for Mike Hunt!”
(This seems rather pointless in this particular thread, but nonetheless, I will warn that the link which follows is kind of, um, icky.)
“Mike Hunt denounces Santorum”
Mike Hunt could snatch victory from the speculum of defeat.
Sounds like Mike Hunt could use Amanda Lay.
And supposing he was assassinated while campaigning in South America, the headline might read: “Brazilian Whacks Mike Hunt!”