"Mike Hunt for President!"

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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[Fox News]
Supporters say “No one who’s seen Mike Hunt will ever be the same.”

[CBS News]
Mike Hunt Under Investigation for Kotex Contributions. “Strings were pulled.” say insiders.

[New York Times]
DNC Chair Opines, “It’s time to take a long, hard look at Mike Hunt.”

[Newsweek]
Presidential Candidate Speaks at OB/GYN Convention “We found Mike Hunt to be warm and receptive.” say gynecologists.

[Wall Street Journal]
Justice Department to Probe Mike Hunt’s Affairs

[GQ]
Mike Hunt Glorious in Silk Boxers

[Weekly World News]
Nostradamus’ Prophecies Foretell Second Coming of Mike Hunt.

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I just got a flashback! I’m hearing former Yankeee Franks spokesman; Louis Tiant, doing the voice overs for their campain commercials.

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Actually Mr. Hertz will be Mr. Hunt’s running mate. The party hacks have not yet decided who will run for prez, and who will get the VP bid. Also it should be noted that Mr. Hertz is 6’ 5" and weighs over 300 lbs.
So some of the potential campain slogans that the party is looking at:
(for a lawn sign)
Vote for
Big Dick Hertz
Mike Hunt

or if the ticket is arranged the other way around this is the bumper sticker that would appear
Cunt / Hertz in 08

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I’m sure that John Ashcroft would be against Mike Hunt.

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So, who else wants to set up a campaign website for this guy? Who’s with me?

(It’s not illegal to set up a campaign website for someone without their knowledge, is it? :D)

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No.

It would read Hunt/Hertz in 08.

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Hillary Clinton up against Mike Hunt in '08!

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CAUCUS ENTHUSIASTICALLY PLUGS MIKE HUNT
Dedicated staff confident incomer will run.

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“Mike Hunt will not become sloppy under mounting pressures. When things get hairy, expect Mike Hunt to be ready to recieve the American People.”

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After much soul-searching, I’ve decided not to post the obvious response to that straight line. :wink:

We interrupt this thread for a true anecdote:

When I was a lad considering a career in radio, I came up with the airname of - you guessed it: Mike Hunt. Didn’t have a clue as to how that could be misheard. Thank Og I never used it!

True political headline from The Hutchinson News some years ago:
Dick to Face Judge Long

Carry on. Didn’t mean to snatch this thread from y’all.

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Huhhuh… “snatch”.