Mike Tyson Porn flick

Mike Tyson, Jenna Jameson, 24 square foot box.

There’s a joke just waiting to be made, but hell if I can find it.

They counted twice.

That clears up sooooo much about Robin Givens.

You saw that HBO show too, huh?

The VOD stuff is timecoded and requires contact with the host or it won’t play or will expire. In my selling days, one of the biggest problems I was starting to have, was people returning discs claiming defect where there was none; yet not wanting to accept a replacement. This increased as the price and difficulty to make DVD copies dropped. IMO

Sure Assmasters 17 in 3D with old pornstar number 12 isn’t that big a deal; but Jenna Jameson, being a power buttom to Mike Tyson would be and that’s something worth protecting. A dvdrip of that would make the rounds on the torrent so fast, it would be like pissing away money.

People will put up with damn near anything for good porn and Mike Tyson banging Jenna Jameson is unique enough to warrant the risk of pissing them off.

Jameson is a business woman; she has to realize that Mike Tyson’s name is worth millions and it would be foolish not to give him points; especially if you plan on making a couple of films. And you’re right, Mike Tyson owes so much money to the IRS, he will have to lay on his back for the next decade to pay them off.

But what a way to work off a debt.

I’ll volunteer to bang Jenna Jameson in order to pay off my debt. All of my debt. And maybe the debt of some of my friends. And of random strangers I meet.

Fucking Jenna Jameson to pay off the IRS. Only in America, my friends!

So true. So true.

Much better than Willie Nelson’s solution.

I figure it’ll go just like his fights: We’ll have to pay $45 expecting a two-hour porn film and the money shot happens three minutes into it. The rest is just two hours of interviews with Don King about Tyson’s next flick…

Too bad for Willie Nelson that he didn’t think of it first.

I don’t know. I’m not sure I’d want to see Willie Nelson banging Jenna Jameson. In fact, I can’t think of anybody I want to see porked by Willie Nelson. Nothing against the Red-Headed Stranger, but I really don’t want to see his red-headed stranger.

Lee Greenwood?

Well, i guess if you consider a psychopath and sex criminal with a history of violence towards women fucking an unattractive, over-inflated (literally) porn star to be good porn, then by all means go ahead.

Personally, i’d give it a wide berth.

So, mhendo, we take it your taste in porn is really well-adjusted guys with no criminal records and no violent impulses toward women fucking attractive, underinflated women who are amateurs?

Takes all kinds, I guess.

Hands raised here:
Who finds J.Jameson attractive?

Meh. She doesn’t do it for me.

As repulsive as that sounds, it still sounds better than Mike Tyson. shudder

With that weird flat-top and the Hitler mustache? No way.

Smart-ass

I wonder how successful J Jonah Jameson/ Mike Tyson porn would be?