Supposedly, “Iron” Mike Tyson is considering appearing in a porno with Jenna Jameson.
Shudders.
I foresee ophthalmologists being overrun with Oedipus-type injuries.
The way to do it would be to make a it $24.95 download with some form of DRM. This way they’ll stop a good bit of the easily DVD coping that goes on. They could make a nice chunk of change…and he needs it.
Somehow, Don King will end up the one fucking Jenna.
Who the hell would want to watch it?
Replace “Jenna” with “Mike” and I believe you’re onto something.
[rapping]
I’m gonna knock you up!
I’m gonna knock you up!
[/r]
I wonder if he’ll bite something off…
I wonder if she’ll bite something off.
I’d pay to see it.
Me too.
One word: FEAR. That’s what this thread title made me feel. Not sure why…
I forsee complications on the set.
Mike: Oh, Jenna, you make me so hot, you’re so sexy, I want to eat your kids.
Director: CUT. Mike! That’s “I want to eat your pussy.”
Mike: Sorry.
Jenna: I kinda like the way he says it.
Director: Take nineteen. Wait… “Iron” Mike’s gone soft again. Where’s the fluffer? PERCY!
Mike: Can’t I get a girl fluffer? I don’t like that guy touching me.
Director: (mimicking Mike) That would be ludicrous.
“I’m gonna fuck you into Bolivia.”
Who’s gonna wear the strap-on dildo?
“Iron” Mike Tyson? Jenna Jameson?
One of the gossip columns in todays NY Daily News mentioned '14 inches" (I had to re- read it 3 times). Pretty sure it was a typ-o, or he would have been in porn 30 years ago.
They’re referring to his biceps, of course.
I hope it is a silent movie…
OK, that was extrememly funny…
Doesn’t Jenna Jameson only do lesbian porn now that she is married?
Haven’t you noticed that most if not all porn DVDs have no form of DRM? And I’ve yet to come across* a 'Net video that had DRM. Porn producers don’t seem to care much about piracy. Either their profit margin is high enough for it not to matter, or they know that DRM will just piss off the paying customers.
Besides, I’m pretty sure most porn stars don’t get a cut of the gross. If Tyson insisted on it, it might be a deal-breaker. There’s no way Iron Mike is going to retire on one porn video.
*no pun intended