Miley Cyrus turns 21

I heard she had a glass of wine to celebrate.

Presumably a low key, private affair, right?

I believe the glass looked something like this.

Awwww…she’s all excited, looking forward to her first ‘legal’ I’m-21-years-old-today drink! Billy Ray is buying her her first beer at Applebee’s!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! (deep breath) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

The twerking dervish is now legal!!

Maybe some of her friends will get together and take her out to TGI Fridays this evening. They can even go crazy and stay out to midnight because it’s a weekend and nobody has to get up for work tomorrow.