Milkgate question - a request for thread links

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#1

Okay, so in the current Controversial lifestyles thread Shagnasty mentions the infamous thread about ordering milk in a bar, and all the controversy it caused.

I’ve been reading the Dope for aaaages, and have heard about this kerfuffle quite a few times, but if I’ve ever read the actual thread involved I’ve forgotten it. I searched with several different terms in different formations (milk, bar, order, ordering) but can’t seem to find it.

Was it one thread or was there an original thread and a pitting to go with it?

And my main question is, does anyone have a link to the thread(s) in question? Either my search skills are crap or there was no mention of ordering milk in a bar in the thread title.

Thanks in advance, I hope to finally educate myself about Milkgate.

#2

Okay. The original thread is Food Nazis Jess, calm kiwi, yosemite and even sven … front and center, a pit thread posted by elmwood about food pickiness.

On page 13 of that 559-post thread(!), Shagnasty posts the infamous milk anecdote, recounting how his friend Suzie had the temerity to order milk in a bar and reveal her uncouthness for all to see, resulting in a (apparently justified, by his estimation) dumping by her date. Several Dopers disagree that Suzie’s milk-ordering was all that heinous an act, and say so. Vociferously.

Finally, Miller pits Shagnasty in Shagnasty and the Worst Anecdote in SDMB History.

Good times.

#3

Amazing.

Thank you!

#4

Um, there is no page 13. There is only page 12, and then done.

#5

There would be if you showed 40 posts per page. (It’s post 495.) This is why I prefer not to use page numbers.

#6

Is this the kind of thing people point to when they talk about the “Golden Age of the BBQ Pit”?

#7

No, they were referring to the Golden Age in the past tense by then, too.