Mind the squirrels

And the worst part is you have to fill out paperwork:

“The nurse rated the severity of the incident as “moderate” on a scale of “insignificant to catastrophic” in a work accident report log.”

I like how they expect proper paperwork to be filled out for “catastrophic” incidents.

I like how someone apparently combed through the available stock photos for the most muscular and menacing-looking squirrel.

Feeding the squirrels! Will anyone think of the children?

Hmmmm. It looked like a fine stew to me.