This girl that I’m seeing and myself have decided to play a round of minigolf tomorrow, the loser has to do something and we can’t think of anything. Tuesday is Canada Day and we’ll be on the Hill to watch the fireworks and with her friends all day in the Byward Market… Dopers, gimme some ideas so I seem a little smart to her 
Eek, I think the loser should email the mods to close that other post 
Sorry guys
Tell her she has to fold my laundry if she loses.
Stand on the street corner with a fistful of sparklers in each hand and sing O, Canada.
Either that or buy the first round of pyrotechnics. Assuming that’s legal where you are.
Who needs fireworks, we’ve got the show going on at 10:05 
Not the best one but better than a hand full of roman candles.
Juanita, if you pay for the ride for both of us down there.
Honey, the way my laundry is piling up, I’d pay your living expenses for a year!
When you return your putters the loser has to say to the worker.
I have lost this game of mini-golf. I am the loser. However it is understandable because this person (gestures to winner) is a GOD(DESS) in the universe of mini-golf. I had no chance to beat him/her as I am totally unworthy to wash his/her balls much less actually play against him/her.
They are not allowed to explain that this is part of a bet.
The loser should bow down on the green while you do a victory dance in front of em, says I.
The loser has to wash the winner’s car.
Could be fun…
The looser should carry a basket of flower petals and sprinkle them at the winner’s feet wherever they walk for an entire day.
Loser has to emmigrate to the States.
Hmmm… That’s a bit extreme.
How about this. Loser has to dance naked with a flower sticking out of you-know-where in front of two hundred drunken stevedores.
Still too much?
I’d give you some other options, but they’re kinda’ dirty, and could lead to pregnancy/divorce/mass murder.
There’s only one answer for this…oral sex.
Good luck! 
What?
Game is 2 hours away, still looking for that golden idea. Nutty, I only wish
Well?
“Enslavement” for a day. Negotiating the boundaries with her will be half the fun.