What about telling an already existing member (s)he’s adorable? 'cause I almost told **olives **that recently and she totally is. She can pay for her own subscription, though. I’m cheap.
Why, for the love of GOD, can I not find shirts that fit???
I have broad shoulders and what appear to be unusually long arms. If I find a shirt that has enough room for both…I also get enough room to hide an anaconda around my waist. And I have quite an ample waist. What the hell is going on???
Who the hell are these barrel-bellied, short arm people these shirts are made for?
I picked up an "“XXL” sweatshirt the other day in a store and I swear that the sleeve didn’t go past my elbow.
Is this conference in San Francisco at the end of the month? If so, I’m giving a paper there, too. I’m driving, though. Much cheaper than flying.
LOL, ROFLMAO,PMSL…and others.
Do not fucking post this stupid inane childish spunkstabbing bilge you half-witted excuse for a dead skunk
One of my ratties is sick and I’m sad. Stupid Life.
If I’m going to have insomnia, why can’t dopers on the east coast have the courtesy to post to the SDMB early in the morning? Fuckers.
I try. I mean I was up at 4am on a fucking Saturday when I don’t have to work. I pit my internal clock. Can I at least sleep until five? I mean six would be nice but I am willing to work with ya.
I want to sleep in for once :mad:
I’ve had a couple of minor warnings from a Mod. I’m unhappy, both that I got them, and that I deserved them 
My posting times EST:
Today, 12:19 AM; Things I Hate About the Search Function Here
Today, 01:10 AM; In praise of Der Trihs
Today, 01:48 AM; I like cows.
Today, 03:09 AM; Ever been attacked by a large wild animal?
Today, 03:16 AM; And on earth: peace, goodwill towards men - a defiantly Christmas-y MMP
Today, 03:21 AM; And on earth: peace, goodwill towards men - a defiantly Christmas-y MMP
Today, 03:30 AM; And on earth: peace, goodwill towards men - a defiantly Christmas-y MMP
Today, 03:33 AM; The Goa’uld are the dumbest bad guys ever…
Today, 04:47 AM; I pit “If x happened, y would say z”
Today, 05:08 AM; If you knew someone was married…
Today, 05:52 AM; I like cows.
Today, 07:16 AM; Blood donation
You also had six posts in that same time frame. So I’d like to say “we’re trying”! Night Owls of the world unite.
Welcome back, bbs2k.
It’s good to be back.
I would write a mini-rant about being suspended, but I was the only jerk/guy to blame for what I brought upon myself.
I dunno; I posted it early in the morning before going to work, and surly is probably as good a word as any. 
Nope, it’s in Edmonton. Montreal to Edmonton, mapquest tells me, is 40 hours of driving time - not ideal. Good luck at yours!
Fucking Netflix. Last winter between Christmas and New Year’s it took me a week to turn around movies, which was bullshit and I was pissed. This year looks like they’re doing the same fucking thing, except this time they’re saying movies were shipped on the 27th, from my own city, and they haven’t arrived yet! Now I am sitting here all weekend without any movies, and no guarantee that they’ll come on Monday, either. No, queue, they’re NOT at home! They’re not! Bastards!!
** bbs2k,** you are forgiven and given a gold star for effort.
SomeUserName: Try harder. 
I’m on a committee that has organized a NYE Party for our small community. We have the facility, the caterer and decorations. We needed numbers of who is coming for this party and gave a date for response and payment. Why is this so difficult for ADULTS to understand??? Don’t ring me up the day before and ask if you can come.
Okay here I am. It is 4:59am. The gods have chosen to let me sleep in until 4:30 today. Where the fuck are ya?
Today, bumped into my 3rd African-American this holiday season, who was here in South Africa to “find his roots” (at least these last two didn’t add “Just like Oprah”).
Newsflash, you Kunta Kente-wannabe motherfuckers: The odds of your ancestors being from here is as minuscule as them being Patagonians. Go to the DRC or Nigeria. Oh, wait, we’re the only Sub-Saharan region with decent beaches and no malaria that isn’t a war-torn shithole, aren’t we? Hmmm, convenient.
So, it’s my fault that I didn’t trust other people’s opinions and judged them based on “Push the Little Daisies”; but why O why did I have to wait until the age of TWENTY-FIVE, deep into the 21st century, to discover Ween??!!
Fuck. My life has been wasted.