Let’s say that that raving loon Fabulous Creature finally managed to conquer the world. After requiring that Campbell Brown do the news naked, that Joss Whedon be allowed to do whatever TV shows and movie he feels like, and that Godiva’s and Armagnac be outlawed except for members of the imperial court , he sets up the Ministry of Poetic Justice, dedicated to giving the wicked and unpunished what they deserve. Of course, being a [del]slacker[/del] wise god-king, he’d immediately [del]slough off[/del] delegate the actual work of running the department to some lucky Doper.
What are your qualifications for this this position? What public figures would you punish? And how would you punish them to earn your salary (not to mention your ration of chocolate and brandy)?