Nirvanna? Quite possibly.
Potential for the un-ending persuit of lofty and yet vainglorious monosyllabic debates with myself? Goes without saying.
Likelihood that the scuffed surfaces on a multitude of digits will now most certainly never heal? There ain’t enough gloves in the free world to resist those forces that I cannot control.
In a classic “lineman’s” stance, I lunge forth and join the fray.
Greetings all.
Welcome aboard!
Hang on tight, it’s a wild ride!!
Welcome aboard!
Hang on tight, it’s a wild ride!!
The blush has left the blossom.
Would that I could hang on, but while poking the waterproof keyboard that I have emersed in a pan containing a solution of Epsom salts, there is only a glimmer of hope that I can hang on to reality.
Thanks nonetheless dragonlady.
Addiction forthcoming.
Welcome! Take your pick of insanities:
Behind door #1 is a pillow fight (The Women of the Straight Dope) which, with any luck, will degenerate into glorious nakedness and debauchery.
Behind door #2 is a water fight (Anti Pro choose your weapons (or gunfight in the SDMB corral)), which hopefully will follow the path of the pillow fight.
Sorry, but I haven’t paid enough attention to give you links.
VB
Welcome aboard! hairyknucledragger, that’s quite a handle you got there! 
Mind if I call you hkd? or hkdragger? Or, you tell me, what nick would you prefer?
And, pay no mind to Vestal Blue, he’s a flirtatious nut! Oh, wait! That also describes me! <giggles>
Hey hkd!! Come on over and get a drink… Watch out for PB and VB… They’re really at it this time…
Heya Hairy, let me amend GBS’ statement:
Watch out for…everyone.
Nice to meetcha!