Overcoats!
iampunha would’ve died from heat stroke. He would always run around threads wearing multiple layers of clothing, no matter how hot the weather was.
Even though he only has one post, handy manages to answer all gq questions asked, and is always correct. He is able to do this thru the use of the edit option.
Zenster does not know how to cook anything, despite seven years of cooking schools training him to do so. The last time he tried to make toast he burned down his house(not the first time). His recipe threads consist of recipes like this:
Boiled Water
Ingredients: 4 table glasses and 21 sugar forks of water
Instructions: Pour water into cup. Stir gently with finger. Place in tub. Turn tub on to hot, let water run. Let water simmer, then cool. Take glass and get water. Serves 2 hungry people.
Somebody do me.
Awww just when I was about to mope some more… Gee whiz thanks.
Fibber would despise video games, but oddly enough, the only films he’s interested in are based on them. He has worn out multiple DVD players watching Tomb Raider, Mortal Kombat, and Super Mario Brothers over and over to catch all the subtle nuances. Despite this fan-boy attitude, he never argues when someone makes fun of his favorite movies because he’s too shy and non-confrontational.
Oh, and he never posts in Cafe Society.
HA! I actually get this. I get it. I GET IT! Wow.
aslan2 is another Doper woman of extreme old age, who constantly laments of her regret at being the school bully. S/he seems to have a fixation with lemurs and Martha Stewart. S/he also thinks BTVS was the stupidest thing Joss ever did, including FireFly.
My username would be spelled with an appropriate font.
Speaking of which : How do you sign in? Using all those Alt codes would annoy the hell out of me.
copy n’ paste copy n’ paste copy n’ paste…
If my neice hadn’t sent it to me I probably couldn’t/ wouldn’t type it myself. I don’t blame people for not. I don’t mind just DeepFried.
Anyway on with the fun!
Duh. Ask a stupid question…
In the Mirror Universe, I’d have common sense. :smack:
…and I would know how to spell “niece”…
lieu would be highly offended by any toilet humour.
Bottle Blonde Genie would post threads about how ugly she thinks she is…
Eve would post fart joke threads.
There would be long running jokes about sending pie somewhere.
FairyChatMom would post frequently about her hellion son, and about how she keeps having to bail him out of jail, and how she’s worried her house will be confiscated because of his meth lab in the basement.
lieu would never post about poo.
Baker’s idea of a creative story would be “The cat sat on the mat. The End.”
Bibliocat would not know why Vern from Trading Spaces is such a hottie.
Aha! And how do you know I’m not, eh? Eh?
In a mirror universe, I’d be smart.