Misinterpreted thread titles

Mine is a very niche, but quite boring, misinterpretation. There is a circle of subreddits that modify comics, and when someone forgets to include the original comic the new one is based on, someone used to always say “original?” But that got old so now, the done thing is to use some uncommon word that starts with “o” and has more than 2 syllables. At first it was “oregano” because it looks closest to “original”, but now any long “o” will do. Now, some of those words are in turn ruined for me. So I am starting to read Exercise for osteoporosis as “Exercise for original? What does that even mean?

I believe I am now suffering from what the kids these days would call “brain rot.”

The internet will do that to you. And me. And everyone.

Over in IMHO we have

Reusing, recycling ideas that work

Am I the only one who thought, Hmmm - ideas that have been shown to work, now adapted for a different purpose…

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Thought it would discuss various big screen jobbers and which ones have the best resolution, are they 4K compatible, best color balance and video game potential, and so on…

Hint to Pavelb1: Use your prepositions! [“on” in this case, tho that might mean disclosing which zoo animal is perched there]

I had teh same reaction to that thread title vs content.

FYI I believe Pavel’s native language doesn’t use much in the way of prepositions.

Ikea Heights

When I saw that thread my thought process was something like “Ha, that sounds like the name of a neighborhood surrounding an IKEA store. But surely that can’t actually be what this thread is about. It must be about the height of IKEA bookcases or something like that.”

But no, my first thought was basically correct.

Help me replace my window’s computer

You have a smart window?

What will be Wednesday’s headline

I keep seeing this post pop up in the ‘Latest’ column and thinking it’s a Cafe Society post that has something to do with a new season of the show ‘Wednesday’.

Oh, to be living in a more innocent world where a ‘Wednesday’ post was more likely to have that meaning.

here’s hoping that we can return to those lovely times.

lurch (ted cassidy) is always number one on my list.

Classic misread thread title time. Poster wants to know if you can force the safety bars to go down over railroad crossings even without a train:

Can you really trip the crossing guards

Posters of course think that it’s going to be about forcing people administering traffic at school crosswalks to fall down.

Note that thread about railroad gates dates from 2006.

I was half-expecting that

Is Columbia a manifestation of Liberty?

would have something to do with the recent protests at that one university in Manhattan.

Best course with slow leaking tire

Start out perhaps with an amuse-bouche of sushi rolls or bagel bites, followed by Oreos for dessert?

How to avoid the youtube posting bug

Masks, vaccine, and avoiding contact with carriers. Pretty standard, actually.

Not the most amusing misinterpretation, but I interpreted “EV and PHEV owners: do you time your charging?” as “Do you measure how much time it takes to charge?” but the actual question was “Do you charge at a specific time of day?”

Agree that was a poorly chosen title. Lots of context in the author’s head that wasn’t in what was written.

Sorry bout dat.

I actually couldn’t tell what the thread was about so clicked on it to find out. Your ambiguous title worked!

Is this UPS activity unusual?

I was expecting something like “I had a power failure and it took over 30 seconds for the UPS to take over”, or “The battery status light keeps flashing”.

Image that came into my mind was of someone trying to eat a croquette ball. I had zero idea there was a food of that name.

Image of a cat-shaped growth on my (human) body.