Anyone know the best style pitchfork for tuning a compost pile?
No joke here-- when I read the word ‘turning’ as ‘tuning’ it threw off my comprehension of the entire question. I then interpreted ‘pitchfork’ as ‘tuning fork’ since, pitch is involved in music, after all. And I sort of read ‘compost pile’ as ‘composition’ or something since my brain was convinced the question was music-related. When I finally did realize it said ‘compost pile’ I then thought 'how do you tune a compost pile?". It took an embarrassing amount of time to properly parse the question. But, it’s still fairly early on a Monday and I’m only on my first cup of coffee.
Or, I’m losing my mind… 