I guess the biggie here would be that age-old question, “is there really a Santa Claus?”.
That question was answered decades ago by The Perfect Master.
Anyone know the best style pitchfork for tuning a compost pile?
No joke here-- when I read the word ‘turning’ as ‘tuning’ it threw off my comprehension of the entire question. I then interpreted ‘pitchfork’ as ‘tuning fork’ since, pitch is involved in music, after all. And I sort of read ‘compost pile’ as ‘composition’ or something since my brain was convinced the question was music-related. When I finally did realize it said ‘compost pile’ I then thought 'how do you tune a compost pile?". It took an embarrassing amount of time to properly parse the question. But, it’s still fairly early on a Monday and I’m only on my first cup of coffee.
Or, I’m losing my mind… 
My train of thought was similar on the pitchfork/tuning/turning/compost/composition thread.
Thanks, glad to hear it wasn’t just me.
I know from experience that when a compost pile starts emitting a high “F”, it’s time to run.
Same way you tuna fish.
Small casinos and sexuality
It’s not the size of your casino that’s important,
…it’s how you use it, of course!