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Questions for Christmas

I guess the biggie here would be that age-old question, “is there really a Santa Claus?”.

That question was answered decades ago by The Perfect Master.

Anyone know the best style pitchfork for tuning a compost pile?

No joke here-- when I read the word ‘turning’ as ‘tuning’ it threw off my comprehension of the entire question. I then interpreted ‘pitchfork’ as ‘tuning fork’ since, pitch is involved in music, after all. And I sort of read ‘compost pile’ as ‘composition’ or something since my brain was convinced the question was music-related. When I finally did realize it said ‘compost pile’ I then thought 'how do you tune a compost pile?". It took an embarrassing amount of time to properly parse the question. But, it’s still fairly early on a Monday and I’m only on my first cup of coffee.

Or, I’m losing my mind… :zany_face:

My train of thought was similar on the pitchfork/tuning/turning/compost/composition thread.

Thanks, glad to hear it wasn’t just me.

I know from experience that when a compost pile starts emitting a high “F”, it’s time to run.

Same way you tuna fish.

Small casinos and sexuality

It’s not the size of your casino that’s important,

…it’s how you use it, of course!

“Wordle,” a strangely compelling word

Indeed it is!

I’ve misread this one every time I see it for the past four years. Probably because the additional word “game” is on the next line on the main page on my iPad.

Best ambient music for making conversation

So you want to get into a flirty mood?

What would it be like to raise a child that becomes a teenager in two years

Like any other eleven-year old, I suppose.

Verb tense makes all the difference.

Mannikins need tools, not gadgets

Don’t allow mannikins access to power tools, they get ideas.

Tolkien women on TV shows

Well, Liv Tyler was in The Leftovers, that’s all I’ve got.

Which is better; donating planets or plasma?

I think it depends on whether or not the planet can support life.

[From the other thread]

Seniors, how did you find your favorite band?

Asking the older gen, as their ways of musical discovery may have differed majorly from how the younger set finds new tunes.

Femdom 250 - The Great American State Fair

I’m not sure what the activates are going to be, but lots of leather is probably involved.

Anybody interested in the portable band I saw?

Portable bands? I’m intrigued.

If a burger drops in my house…can I eat it?

Sneakers: How did you find your favorite brand?

The shoe store only sold Keds, so that was it.