Misread thread titles

Is there any love for Weather Channel candy?

Poets that aged poorly

I’ll be happy to never read or hear another poem by e.e. cummings.

I’ve posted here: Is there any love for Werther’s Caramel candy?

But I still read it as Is there any love for Weather Channel’s candy?

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Free Assassination v2.0

Send your heart-rending tale of woe to Assassins R Us, and we’ll consider taking on the assignment pro bono.

Most desirable movie characters

Scarlett Johansson as a naked, people-eating alien in ‘Under the Skin’?

Ohhh…Most despicable movie characters.

Scarlett Johansson as a naked, people-eating alien in ‘Under the Skin’?

Musk uses OpenAI

Oops, Grok not fascist enough?

Could UAE build their own camel?

They’ve got the experience. But I thought the place was crawling with all the camels they’d ever need.

Actual title: Why is it called Duck Fat but Beef Tallow?

In my mind I switched the first letters in Duck Fat and ‘dat’ made an obscene title.

I’m the O.P.'er of that thread and I approve this malapropism.

On the very wealthy, and daily household expenses (blood, cleaning supplies, etc.)

Harvesting blood from kiddies to ensure eternal youth isn’t cheap especially when you figure in cleanup costs, but if you have to ask how much, you probably can’t afford it.

It cost a Hungarian countess her freedom.

Cattle herding in Capsaicin forests

Are you sure it’s not Buffalo herding in Capsaicin forests, for their wings?

Rommel: old west meets sci-fi

Trying to picture a movie where the Afrika Korps is wearing chaps and cowboy hats and riding horses, while fighting British troops in Star Wars gear. But it sounds derivative.

Cat herding in the Caspian forests

Is it the Caspian cats that are so different, or are them Middle Easterners capable of the kind of cat whispering that the rest of us are not?

Have you heard of Breakfast, and if so, how much?

Yes, and usually a couple of eggs with toast and bacon is sufficient.

Overeat: Just don’t do it

Good advice, but too late. I just ate a big meal.

Question about Aslan Law

Child… did I not explain to you once before that no one is ever told what would have happened?

The primary cost of the lack of concerts

Concerts have taken a goodly amount of my money. The lack of them, however, not so much…

The incorrect lower-case “c” on the drug brand name definitely creates a head-scratcher for those not familiar with Concerta. Not having heard of Concerta, I read it as asking about the social cost of the relative scarcity of concertinas, a small accordion-like musical instrument that uses bellows to make musical notes.