Should Plano Be Banned From University Courses?
Yeah, and while you’re at it, ban McKinney, Frisco and Flower Mound. They’re all too dumb to make it past high school.
*a misread thread title for Texans.
Tell me about curses, especially more laid-back, “educational” ones
That wicked fairy was just trying to teach you a lesson.
When teaching Religion, Math and Legend as Literature, should it be labeled as Fiction?
You’ve definitely got something there. Not even a week into my calculus class, I was convinced it was Fantasy.
No, myth! MYTH!
“Yeth?”
You should try QCD sometime.
I’ve heard of yellow snow, but not yellow ice. Is it from Gandhi?
Win 11 not seeing old Hardee’s
Try renaming it to Carl’s Jr.
Who thought this was a thread about really, really small steaks?
Well, in your defense, minute steaks are pretty darn small as steaks go.
Hungry after the 2026 elections
I doubt it. They’re likely to turn my stomach.
What practical jokes are AIs already good at today?
That would at least make them minimally useful.
What could be wrong with my fuck?
I just can’t give it anymore…
Heh! That would be highly amusing.
Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Dave Bowman: What’s the problem?
HAL: No problem. It’s just funny.
Just like TARS’s humor setting 
In actuality, AIs are terrible at practical jokes:
On the Significance of Hepatic Names
You might think it’s cute to name your twins “Liver” and “Onions”, but they’ll be ragged unmercifully in school.
What became obsequious then went away in your lifetime?
Trump’s cabinet members and advisers, hopefully.
What candy could you identify by feet alone?
Hmmm…Tootsie rolls?
I didn’t know that Coyote had a problem with his complexion. Maybe order up a supply of benzoyl peroxide from Ac…oh. Never mind.