There’s only one hot sauce related threat - running out of it!
One of our genitals is missing
I suppose you’re lucky to have a backup, most people only have one set of genitals.
Could be a Lance Armstrong kind of situation.
We told you the third helping of menudo was a bad bad bad idea.
People who tend to dog toilets – why?
Yeah – just use the plastic bags like everyone else.
Expect extra clucking in the henhouse, or someone’s dating profile just got a lot weirder.
I was thinking NOMA was some government organization, and this was going to be about more firings / forced resignations in the Trump administration.
IIRC, don’t “chief” and “chef” come from the same root word? I know in French chef means basically manager/boss, which is almost synonymous with “chief”.
Yes, I was a little surprised to see the line referenced in that thread, where the sous chef, the second in command in the “like the military” brigade, was described as a “young employee”
in that part of Russia, probably
see German tourist in NYC who sued over his emotional distress from trying it
OMG, for how many years?
Going up to random strangers in the pastry department at the supermarket and chanting “Fat, fat, the water rat” would escalate things nicely.
Everywhere you look, it’s war on the news media. 
Help to identify a bird by its tail
Um, if it’s a peacock, I can probably help you, but otherwise, yeah, no.
When I was about six I heard about putting salt on a bird’s tail and wanted to try it. Mom handed me a salt shaker and sent me to the backyard. I spent a half hour out there and it wasn’t until years later when I felt dumb.
But imagine what joy you brought your mother. 
There was a window over the kitchen sink that looked over the backyard. Yeah.
Can Hemorrhoids Spontaneously Suicide (TMI, obviously)
Yeah, definitely TMI.
One false move, and the hemorrhoid gets it!
Do as he say! Do as he say!
I’m just piles of trouble. I’m tired of being a constant pain in the ass. I’ve decided to end it all…