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There’s only one hot sauce related threat - running out of it!

One of our genitals is missing

I suppose you’re lucky to have a backup, most people only have one set of genitals.

Could be a Lance Armstrong kind of situation.

My bad bad bad diarrhea

We told you the third helping of menudo was a bad bad bad idea.

People who tend to dog toilets – why?

Yeah – just use the plastic bags like everyone else.

My cock is haunted

Expect extra clucking in the henhouse, or someone’s dating profile just got a lot weirder.

Noma Chief steps down

I was thinking NOMA was some government organization, and this was going to be about more firings / forced resignations in the Trump administration.

IIRC, don’t “chief” and “chef” come from the same root word? I know in French chef means basically manager/boss, which is almost synonymous with “chief”.

Yes, I was a little surprised to see the line referenced in that thread, where the sous chef, the second in command in the “like the military” brigade, was described as a “young employee”

in that part of Russia, probably

see German tourist in NYC who sued over his emotional distress from trying it