Misread thread titles

Does Middle Eastern cocaine use a lot of tomatoes?

They do a lot of things differently in the Middle East.

Holy shit, I watched Trump’s speech from Davros and he is insane!

So, Davros gave up on the Daleks and decided to go into political commentary?

The one on The Jetsons clearly had a diverse and varied lineage.

Back in Parkas - You Bastards!

What do you have against aging mods?

Apps I’d Like to Sue

All of 'em. Why do I need apps to do stuff? :enraged_face:

Career quality in decline

This is like a misread thread title in a parallel universe…

I saw it as Celery quality in decline.

Not as Salary quality in decline?

No, wait, it actually is celery quality in decline. What I saw it as on first scrolling past was celebrity.

Yeah, I also keep seeing celebrity.

Kids today. When I was your age, we had quality celebrities, like Bob Hope and Pat Paulsen. And we were thankful!

Praying for your own after-death arrangements

I don’t think praying will be enough.

The Unicorn’s in a state

Gotta be Florida, amirite?

Looking for particular videos/documentaries about Gum

Maybe google for videos of sports coaches chewing gum at the matches?

Not a misread thread title, but a misread forum name. I was scrolling, bleary-eyed, through the list of new posts which have the forum name underneath in smaller letters, and I could have sworn I saw posts in a forum called “In My Horrible Opinion”!

Turns out, I had misread, but now I want to petition for a new forum in which we are free to express horrible opinions!
:grin:

Does Weird AI Belong in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

Hoo boy, now there is a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame category for weird Artificial Intelligence??

mmm

Electric Shoelaces

So, something like the self-lacing shoes from Back to the Future II?

It’s what Elton John uses to tie his electric boots. At least that’s what I read in a magazine.

Called it (in the other thread).

Hot sauce threat (2026)

Man, the threats are coming from everywhere this year!