Have we had so much attrition we’re taking a headcount now?
Any experience with microexcrement?
I’m still not sure what critter is leaving those teeny, tiny poops around the house.
What’s this vintage cabernet for?
It’s for drinking, surely!!
In my defense, I come from a wine producing area, so I see the wine more often than the furniture.
He hasn’t really distinguished himself since 1955…
The story of the Jets escaping slavery in Egypt and wandering the desert is fiction, right?
The Egypt part, yeah. But that franchise has been wandering in the desert for a long, long time.
Giant Conference Flag off of Interstate 81
When you’ve organized a major conference, you want all the attendees to easily find the convention center!
Not a thread title, but I saw an orange road sign that I misread as “Scurvey Crew Ahead”, and I thought, is it Talk Like A Pirate Day?
How effective are fire dildos?
Well, unless you are into really extreme BDSM, probably not very.
Remember: We try not to judge here.
Did they have a rumble with The Red Sea Sharks?
Advice re: Airports as hearing aid
I highly recommend against it. Airports are noisy places. They’re like the opposite of a hearing aid. (Seriously, I bet many people who work on the ramp at an airport end up needing hearing aids later in life.)
Mrs. J. often takes me to the airport so that I pay attention to announcements over the P.A. system."Jackmannii, take the garbage out!!!"
I keep skipping past a thread: Lord of the Files on BBC.
Who cares about how they organize paper records in the UK ?
“Lords of the Files” was in fact a working title for Brazil.
When does a human feces become a person with personhood rights, and why do you think so?
I don’t know, maybe when it’s sentient, and can sing, dance and spread Christmas cheer, like Mr. Hankey?
Is the Winter Olympics just various types of siding?
Yes. That’s why America is so far ahead in the medal count. Wood, aluminum, stucco, brick…we’ve always been #1 in siding.
Looks like Canada is stucco this year, but better days lie ahead.
(Editorial cartoon implying Canadians ONLY care about hockey; February 16.)
Surely I’m not the only one who keeps seeing
Are there really a significant percentage of Caucasians who are pro-Trump!?
Hate to break the news to you…
The Houston Astros are inbred?!
lol rofllmao