Not quite a thread title, but over in the “Stupidest product designs…” thread, in my coffee deprived state this morning I misread the first sentence of @echoreply’s recent post as “I recently bought a floor sanding humidifier…” I was racking my brain trying to understand why one would want to combine a floor sander with a humidifier. Does the humidity help control the dust or something? Then I realized what is actually said.
Oops, there goes another rubber tree..
Subtly influenced by the Let’s talk infant & toddler brains, “Tummy Time” thread?
All this time I’ve been reading it as “Are girls still reading Are You There God? It’s me, Margaret?” due to the question mark in the thread title unenclosed by a quotation mark.
Strange Muslims (as in, way too specialised)
Now, let’s not be judgemental.
Specialization is foreign sects.
You. Go to your room and think about what you’ve done. 
Renaming Star Wars 50 years later
Hasn’t it been renamed already in the nineties? Do we need another renaming?
Is “pooping” on your knees really a thing in the US?
Only rarely, when people get confused about bidets.
Oooh, I spent way too long trying to imagine how that works…
Mad science at its best (and cutest)!
In before someone else ninja’s me on this one:
Who had a Bullwinkle (isometric exercise device)?
Endorsed by Mr. Know-It-All himself!
I mean, the man puts his name on everything else, so why not candy bowls?
Especially drama candy!
Should Pluto Be Banned from University Courses?
Yes! It’s not a real planet, goddamnit! If you want your Junior Astronomer degree, shaddup about it already.
Or, he piddled on the provost’s leg one too many times, and keeps eating students’ homework.
Pluto is perfectly trained, though he did recently ravage the L.L. Bean Xmas catalog.
Handy persons: Please help regarding old Schlager multi-point lock doors
Yes, I also want all Schlager singers to be behind locked doors.
The same way you cook home-grown rice!
Any experience with micromincemeat?
Tiny yummy bits for one’s micro pet?