I mean, if you win a round, you get to pick the next theme…
Oh yes, I went to hell and back with Microsoft products…
I miss WordPerfect. 
Another mis-parsed, but not misread:
I interpreted it as “Time for stories about drag”, as in the poster wanted us to share our drag related stories.
Ah, not a command to “Time to talk shit about Story Time” then.
I honestly thought it was going to be about drag racing.
World cup betting odds and genatalia.
Were pre-modem doctors any good?
Before AOL, all we had was entrail-reading and purging of bad humors.
At least the pre-modem ones wouldn’t go on your nerves with all that beeping.
Plant a dozen Wendy’s triple cheeseburger wrappers in their trash?
That should do it !
Are there stores that sell extremely expensive vet items to customers?
C’mon guys, I know the Thanksgiving game against the Bills was a heartbreaker, but you have a good chance against the Jags this Sunday!