The only synonym I know uses offensive terminology.
It means putting thngs together with duct tape and baling wire
“Dead Dad Solicitors: I’m ready to fuck them. …”
Oh that thread can’t possibly be within the rules! … Ah, now I remember seeing it before.
I keep reading that one as “Dead Bad Solicitors” and think that the Law Society didn’t move quickly enough with discipline.
Aruba hospitality WASP
Could refer either to stinging insect hospitality mascots or to White Anglo Saxon Protestant people running hospitality on that Caribbean-Dutch island.
I mean, if you win a round, you get to pick the next theme…
Oh yes, I went to hell and back with Microsoft products…
I miss WordPerfect. 
Another mis-parsed, but not misread:
I interpreted it as “Time for stories about drag”, as in the poster wanted us to share our drag related stories.
Ah, not a command to “Time to talk shit about Story Time” then.
I honestly thought it was going to be about drag racing.
Need Help with Weird Florida Oddities
I am sooo tired of everything being about Trump and DeSantis.
Test thread — to test things out. Do not look!
Okay, I won’t.
I parsed that all wrong !
World cup betting odds and genatalia.
Were pre-modem doctors any good?
Before AOL, all we had was entrail-reading and purging of bad humors.
At least the pre-modem ones wouldn’t go on your nerves with all that beeping.
Plant a dozen Wendy’s triple cheeseburger wrappers in their trash?
That should do it !