Misread thread titles

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Google Guy - Hey Y’all KKK Has Cool Titties!

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For a long time, there was a title in IMHO: Buying a House. EVERY TIME I saw it, I thought it said Buying a HORSE.

Of course, that could just be my horse obsessed mind…

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Yes, and yes. :o

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Daily showering has become optional during my lifetime

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Not a thread title, but I read a movie title within a thread not as 2000 (or something) motels, but “2000 mohels.” Oy. I wonder how many mohels there are in the US?

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I always misread the title to the thread where the guy is complaining about expensive ant farms.

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** Laundry of shit**

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Name an active poster who hasn’t been banned.

:dubious:

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** What’s going on with my guns? Is it urgent?**

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**Broomstick and the Jaws of Indiana **

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I didn’t misread it, but I do get the Indiana Jones theme playing in my head whenever I see the title.

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I thought SAYINGS you didn’t know were obscene said SAVINGS you didn’t know were obscene.

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Note: Put Parrots in Cage Before Killing

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I was reading the Dope from a cell phone (so tiny font) and momentarily read the “Real Parmesan cheese” thread to be “Rhea Perlman cheese.”

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Put carrots in cage before knitting.

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Orion amputation

Made me think Betelgeuse had finally supernova’d. :eek:

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<<<shudder>>>

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What steps can anyone take to prevent some people from attending their own funeral?

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Presidential outreach to families of deceased spider

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There’s this recent MPSIMS thread Interesting calenders you’ve seen or had?

To which I posted: