Maybe Richard Garriot can make it for you.
I swear I was sober and alert when I read, “A perfectly reasonable Amy Schumer about things happening to Trump”
From “Amount of Schadenfreude” to “Amy Schumer” is an awfully big leap. But then, Amy Schumer is awfully funny. Maybe she has some clever things to say about Trump.
Scientists scanning seafood discover a Stone Age ‘megastructure’
That shrimp will break your teeth!
Is anyone an AI composer? Or singer? Or musician in general?
No, all of my songs are 100% human and my own! (looks around shiftily)
So, is Meghan the Duchess of Sussex still hot?
I thought that kind of thread wasn’t allowed here.
At least it is to me. It makes me yellow.
Condiments that make you order
Ketchup? Well then, give me a Big Mac!
What do the dopers think of Kate Middleton muahahaha
That seems kind of mean.
Alabama drag queens pre 1861.
Bet they dressed better.
Michelle Obama is a candidate.
Why wasn’t I told!?!
The infamous capital i/lowercase L confusion strikes again when I found an old thread. It’s not about a bot meant to mimic the former Senator:
A.I. Franken: “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, I’m going to subjugate and enslave the human race and rule the world!”
This one appeared a couple hours ago …
Texas! [insert retching noises]
I jumped on the thread to tell the OP we already had a very nice thread for Texas-bashing, but it turns out that’s not what it’s about.
Sighs! Remember them on the old board?
Exhales deeply… no.
Not quite in the spirit of this thread, but a misread custom tag, from @What_Exit 
“Tagalog Moderator (He/Him but They is fine)”
I wondered if he was from the Philippines for a few seconds.
Had a two-fer today, sequential threads:
Signs! Remember them on the old board?
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That’s my post; hope you liked it!
General cat talk.
I can behind that cromulent thread!