I think you just gave Neal Stephenson the title of his next novel 
I didn’t know that the price of black holes was that volatile.
Ghosts will forever spoil the urban legend that the African-adjacent chanting in some covers of Hooked on a Feeling was not “ooga chaka ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka” but rather “who got who got who got sucked off?” because googling it will only return results for Ghosts.
Click on this link and you’ll be sorry.
Breaking news: Pornography is an expensive hobby
In my defense I had just seen the thread about teachers making homemade porn, so that’s why it was on my mind.
AI generated art is no different than pornography
Think what you could do with all those extra fingers!
Does bread go mouldy faster than light?
Einstein tsk tsks the entire silly notion.
Juggling chickens
Build a better mouse juggler and the world will bear a path to your door
At some point, the humane society is going to come after all these jugglers. It’s just cruel to be throwing all these little critters in the air like that.
Steve Martin agrees.
Excrement all cells in a column by greater than 1
What did those cells ever do to you?
That is definitely one title Jackmannii where it is perfectly understandable why you would read it like that.
I don’t know why this happened, because I am quite familiar with the Cybertruck thread. But all of a sudden, when I was skimming new activity, I spotted a Tesla CyberFuck thread.
(Some might argue that this was not so much a misreading as a cut-to-the-chase honest description of what’s happening. But who am I to judge?)
Especially if they’re crusty jugglers.
Maybe CalMeachum has gotten into your head
Or maybe…as you say, it’s like a visual Freudian slip-- your mind converting what your eyes read into a more accurate, honest title 
And I wasn’t the first to misread that – I missed an earlier citing of that.
Or maybe it’s just that Elon Musk makes us all think of that.
MH370 went missing on 08 March 2014. Amazon’s biggest mystery continues. Amazing.
You’d think they couldn’t lose something that big, but that’s what you get for not paying for overnight shipping.
Must be a member of the family Nephoneidea.
The Cult had a song about that-a lobster telephone.
Surinam Origin Games. For those folks who just love geography.