Or Roth from Friendth.
Judgmental virgins
Look, just because you don’t want to get laid …
What’s the straight dope on this sketchy-as-hell website Pedophilia?
A website dedicated to pedophiles does indeed sound sketchy as hell.
Even after seeing this, I just read it that way! I’d say yeah, sketchy as hell.
That’s what they’re called in New Zealand.
When’s the best time to get castration surgery?
Can I go with never?
That’s easy. Just remember that in New England, it’s pronounced “chowdah”.
It’s not a thread title, but in the same spirit, one of the supply cabinets at work is labeled “HiLiter Pens”. I misread that as “Hitler Pens”.
Similarly, there have been some thread titles in The Game Room and its precursors that talked about the Designated Hitter rule which I always read as the Designated Hitler rule, which seemed more like a Mafia style game title to me. After I had seen it and had thought that it would make a good game title, I found out that there is one called “Secret Hitler”, but of course I think it should have been called “Designated Hitler” instead.
It looks like the pen Hitler preferred, at least the one used to sign the Munich Agreement, was a dip pen utilizing an inkwell, as shown here:
Your company is pretty inefficient if it’s still using that type of pen, never mind the impropriety of calling them “Hitler pens”. 
“Hitler penis” for me…
Cars - Is there an easy way to tell if you have one?
Um.
(First part of thread title was cut off by browser window)
Vanity of some YouTube channels
It’s off the charts.
Tennessee’s new Prom law - how does it affect me?
I’m gonna take a wild guess and say, not much.
Could someone with a 300 I.Q. with no chess experience beat a chess grandmother?
The thread: What recourse do/should people who destroyed/turned in their bump stock have?
What my brain sees every time I open up Great Debates:
“What recourse do/should people who destroyed/turned into their bump stock have?”
That’d be an oddly niche transformation.
Somebody got really unlucky when asking their newly-released genie for a superpower.
If they brought back sigs, that should be yours.
My furry Spanish language mixup
In my defense, my Reddit feed has had more furry content than usual lately.