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Is Claritin effective against stink foot allergies?

Yeah, I also want to know because I’m allergic to stink foot too. Maybe Frank Zappa knows?

MLP Playoffs

Baseball is magic!

What is MLP? I know what MLB Is.

How does this change render something magic?

My Little Pony (Friendship is Magic)

Just read one that said What is this tune, as What is this fume. Yes, I know that’s me being too tired.

That’s cute, pretending that you aren’t a brony!

When I was in IT one of my business analysts had a ~8yo daughter. Who got him a My Little Pony for his birthday. Being the good Dad that he was, he brought it to work and it lived on his desk. To endless teasing from the rest of the techno-nerds. He even had a little comb and would sometimes brush the luxurious (pink?) mane when the job crazy got too crazy.

So I know what My Little Pony is about. I just didn’t recognize “MLP”.

Speaking of baseball, how 'bout them Dodgers? :wink:

Wet perogies

Wet prodigies?
Wet porgies?
Wet pogies?
Wet probies?
Wet perigees?!

Wet corgies.

I read it as “War perogies” on my first encounter just now.

I want to read it as “Can anyone id this shit or skort”.

What’ll it take to allow Cuban to prosper?"

Mark’s doing fine as it is, he doesn’t need any more tax breaks.

Attacking a car with a dinky stick - Legalities

The “Tradewife” lifestyle: Does anyone else find this appealing, or have personal experience with it?

I honestly thought this was going to be a thread about wife swapping.

The death of print journalism: RIP Heath Ledger

Car on alt right

Bicycles will not replace us!

Even though I’ve seen the thread many times before, but when I was scrolling through the forum just now I momentarily thought I saw “What Bushisms most baffle Americans?

Make the pie higher!

How I long for those simpler, more innocent times. :man_facepalming:

Let’s list all of McDonald’s promises,” sure—
But they let the iDJiT in, made the brand impure.
Serving fries to his flock, a convicted con,
Golden arches dimmed, reputation gone.

No, no - if you read it properly it says, “Attacking a car with a stinky drink.”

What might that be, I wonder? A bleu cheese martini?