I thought it was:
“Attacking a car with a sticky dink”
I swiped left right away.
That poor car, no matter how you read it.
I know a third option.
Nah. Ain’t gonna do it.
I wasn’t gonna say it 
Attacking the car with a Shrinky Dink…
Every time there is an “Omnibus” thread, I misread it as “Ominous”. But the election day one may be appropriate depending on how the results look at the end of the day: election day ominous thread
Remember, that thread is a safe space for crying.
Another I’ve already posted in, but misread.
Penthouse Rock Lyrics
Dear Penthouse Forum
I never thought this would happen to me…
Jackie Brown is even better live
They made a play out of a Quentin Tarantino movie?
“God is a hedge against inflation.” Meaning?
The idea might be trust in a god should give one an edge,
To keep one’s fortune from plunging off a ledge.
I would not be so sure of any grand plan,
For even the gods themselves are subject to the invisible hand.
Cormac McCarthy had a 17-year-old mouse.
OMG! It’s just like in The Green Mile!
Infectious process of the month?
Shingles has a narrow lead over histoplasmosis, but there’s still time to get your votes in.
The brie on the charcuterie board is for representation only.
Several kinds of alien plants to conquer mankind, and they have offices to do their planning
OMG, alien plants! And several! And they have offices! We’re doomed.
Are modern penis basically useless junk?
Well, “junk” is apt slang, but “useless”?
I’ve read that male fertility is on a long term secular decline. So maybe not “useless” yet but heading that way. 
John Varley Steel Beach (1992)
(the opening sentence, no less)