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It is so hard to explain to a zombie that we’re not talking about him behind his back.
Cities the authorities had to name
No, you can’t call it El Toro, we decree it to be Lake Forest!
“Communism is like one big phone company.” - Lenny Bruce
Whence all these f’ing files?!?
I heard they were kept in a storage room next to the pool.
“Sing Little Birdie?”
–Mao Tse Tung
Whence all these f’ing files?!?
Maybe the OP has malware on his computer that’s downloading a ton of stuff for nefarious purposes. Or they have a kid clicking on every bleeping thing.
Let me assure you, here at the Acme Artificial Insemination Clinic we use only guaranteed, certified, 100% human® sperm.
Do car jukeboxes die over time?
Not if you change the needle every 3000 miles.
Any experiences with Mahomes for Seniors?
Nobody eats sandwiches anymore
(stares pathetically at my BLT) Boy, I am really out of touch…
How to turn off headlights in Excel
Man, I am so out of touch. I didn’t even know you could run a spreadsheet on a car.
Artificial Duels that became (or did not become) real
The Hatfields really didn’t have anything against the McCoys, but once folks started sayin’ they did, it jes’ nacherly turned into a real-life feud.
Yeah, he’s a great musician, a legend, I like him too.
Hehehe, I read it the same way. He’s not “your” Ry Cooder, he’s all of ours.
It was just for a moment, but it made me smile:
“So, what made you smite today?”
Disclaimer: I do not smite.
What to bring to colorize a new planet
Paint, markers, …
Any way to axe the Edge browser?
I’m sticking with Old Spice, thanks.