Misread thread titles

Email’s homophobe

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Has anyone here used Voltaren God, and if so, what was your experience?

Dog Owners-Need Recommendations for an Automated Felcher

How do I replace a neighbor’s face with my own?

New thread… In search of video comparing castrato/male soprano/countertenor/boy

Not being a music person I misread castrato to be something else. I don’t want to see a video.

After research I basically read the title correctly. I learned something new.

You learned that the something else was the something after all?

After you pewter or spay a cat, can you tell them apart without looking underneath?

[not helped by the typo in the 3rd word there]

Two this morning:

Otitis, the Cat With No Fears

That would be the opposite of our cat, the one that is all fears.

OK, we all know cows are creepy, but…

There’s just something satanic about the look of an animal chewing its cud.

Anyone here willing to admit to hoarding turtle paper or hand sanitizer?

** Do animals brine well? Mammals anyway?
**

Everyone brines poultry, but what about, say, squirrels?
Do animals bruise, well, mammals anyway?

Anyone have any opinions on Dr. Boner cleaning products?

Tell me I’m not the only one who keeps seeing that.

There was this thread. (Warning: It’s in the Pit, the title is NSFW.)

The original title: “Do I look like Little F***ing Lord Fauntleroy?”

Which many of us misread as “Do I look like I’m f***ing Little Lord Fauntleroy?”

Do pots tend to be good judges of character?

They’re always calling the kettles black.

Do pets tend to be good judges of character?

Navy: What determines which chip in a tortilla is the flagchip?

Dontcha mean which chip in the nachos is the flagchip? (Must be lunchtime…)

Fill me in with Mrs Butterworths syrup

I like syrup too, but I’d only fill myself with real maple syrup.

Feds ‘teabagging people’ in Portland

Was Regis Philbin an Urban Legend?

I saw some shaky, blurry video or a purported Regis Philbin sighting in the Pacific Northwest.

Norsemen, aka Dorkiest Sitcom Ever Filmed

They’ve got some really strong competition for “dorkiest”. “Did I do that?”

What could a photograph do to be worth $12000?

Well, if it’s worth 1000 words, and each word costs $12…

How often do you feel like fraud?

You know, I think I’m in the mood for some fraud today.