What would be your most impressive EPCOT?
(What would be your most impressive EGOT?)
KOAs–yea or nay?
Paul Rutabaga Arrested for Terrorist Acts
(HOAs–yea or nay?
Paul Rusesabangina Arrested for Terrorist Acts)
Actual title: More Mondegreens.
I saw: More Montenegrins.
Thread titles about buttonholes always get misread.
How to blow a very winnable erection
I’m happy to leave this here it’s been driving me crazy every time I see it I want to shout it down.
How does a blind person know when they’re done vaping?
I assume the flavor goes away?
Dude, what novels should I read?
(Dune: what novels should I read?)
Bidet dreams = Biden Dreams…
I saw that one too!
Who is the most famous non-fictional Biden?
Uh, probably Joe. Although now I wonder how many fictional Bidens are out there.
More of a misread spirit of the title, but every time I see “Poll: Do you think fall colors are great? Are you colorblind?”, it looks like it’s meant to be stressed “You think fall colors are great? Are you colorblind?”
I read Cooking duck for beginners as:
Cooking beginners for ducks
I mean, I dislike newbies as much as the next person, but turning them into meals for waterfowl seems a bit extreme…
Aw jeez, now I read I just got deer insurance for my car as (you guessed it)
I just got car insurance for my deer.
Maybe it is past my bedtime…
I keep seeing a thread about “Mediocre carp.”. No, er, um, Medicare crap.
There is one currently about new Olympic events being added for the Paris games. I just wonder how she is gonna get there from Arkansas, and if she’s really got any moves? Let’s hope Lefty is up to the task.
Show me the strongest orgasm you have learned about in 2020
Uhhhh… are we allowed to link to PornHub here?
Mentee Manatee isn’t really a word, but we’re probably stuck with it
Yep. (extra character damn Discourse)