Not misread, but I’m thinking about how that thread was wasted–thanks to Discourse, nobody will be able to use this title again!
Frasier Robot; Threat or Menace?
I can’t imagine a robot that enjoys opera and fine wine could be much of a menace, but you never know.
I was genuinely confused when I opened the thread and it wasn’t about the poster opening a Starbucks franchise.
I keep reading this thread about going to bed with a swinging señor:
Tell Me About Sleeping with a FreeStyle Libre Sensor
Hey, one of my thread titles made it here! 
Well, with a user-name like that, what do you expect?
Two consecutive thread titles that I merged into one:
Amazon wanting me to answer customer questions
and
Arizona to use Zyklon B to kill prisoners
became
Amazon wants to use Zyklon B to kill customers
I read it as “Tell Me About Sleeping with a FreeStyle Library Censor”.
(Mrs. J. is a hot ex-librarian).
Brag, brag, brag…
Are you re-thinking Judaical activism?
I think B’nai Brith and the Anti-Defamation League have things nicely covered.
I momentarily wondered if some of you had Straight Dope Kits at home, and what such a kit might contain.
Nice one.
Electric Scooters for Allah
Thaanks!
Hubby parts unavailable during the Pandemic
Sorry ladies, fresh cuts have all but vanished. I hear you can still order canned hubby parts on Amazon, but they’re pricey.
NSEW NSFW: How far have you been in each cardinal direction?
Do you mean, counting or not counting Amsterdam, IYKWIM?
I keep seeing In the MICU, what is a god? because I’ve known some MDs who believed they were divine.
I Mis-read the Hell out of one today. Songs about a … specific… um, proclivity? I saw it as 
