Every so often I misread a thread title and then a little part of my brain goes “Say what?”
Just tonight, I thought I saw a thread entitled Storing Fried Condoms.
My brain started working overtime. “Why would even a Doper fry a condom? Lord knows, Dopers have done weird things, like fry their semen, but a condom? wouldn’t it melt and stick to the pan? and why would you want to store it afterwards??”
Then the rational part of the brain kicked in and said “You must have misread it.”
Sigh. Storing fried onions.
So - and you?
I keep reading the first word in Fromage! Help me create a cheesy, cheesy iPod mix as “Frottage”. Not the same thing at all . . . and “cheesy frottage” sounds like it would be pretty yucky.
I hate to say this, but that’s how I read each time. I’m ashamed of myself.
What’s a frott… never mind. If I have to ask, it’s generally something I don’t want to know.
Anyway, back on topic. There was an IMHO thread titled “*Calling all M. Ed’s. Does the road to an education degree have to be like this?” *I wasn’t the only one by far who read that as “Calling Mr. Ed…”
Damn, I thought this was “Misleading thread titles.”
Misreading thread titties? 
has the brain of a twelve year old boy
especially if it’s that American-cheese-like-product-in-a-tube stuff that you squeeze out…