Misread titles.

[Lobsang]

(I toyed with the idea of calling it ‘Misread titties’ but thought better of it.)

Anyway, I went to GQ a while ago. Saw a thread title, misread it (and thought “What an odd statement”) but didn’t click it.
Then I went there again just now and saw it correctly.

It’s

“Cashier out of pennies”
I read it as

“Cashier out of penises”

[Sapo]

“The Coca-Cola porn works” keeps getting me, time after time.
It actually is “Coca-cola, pork, worms”, I think

[Sir_Rhosis]

“Akron dry humping a 14 year old girl…”

My first thought - the entire city?

When I saw there was no “r,” I visually flashed on Claude Akins in the act. Actually opened the thread to find out who Akon is.

Sir Rhosis