Not really misread, but when I saw “How about harvesting the whole potential energy of the atmosphere?” my first thought was: If you liquefied it, you would have one heck of a torrent coming down…
Ed Mubarak
I keep wondering who the heck this Ed Mubarak guy is and why there’s a thread about him.
Also I keep reading “Brand names that are JUST a surname…”. I keep expecting a list of things like McDonald’s, Sears & Roebuck, DeLorean…
So what will it take for there to be serious gum disease control?
So what will it take for there to be serious gun control debate?
In view of recent horrible events, I’m sure I’m not the only one to read this thread’s title as Wilson’s Mass Killer. Problem need help
Is Cooking With Cannibals a Band Name or a reality TV show?
“Why Do lollipops still include a VGA port instead of DVI-D?”
Uhhh, why would a lollipop have ports of any kind?
“Dogs using earbuds for sleeping can help to sleep better?”
Help the dog or help you? The former I can sort of see but questions about putting them on the dog arise. The latter I don’t think so.
What sort of music would a dog like to sleep to, anyway?
Will Planet Earth ever be sold?
Who in the universe would want to buy it?!?! The whole thing is irredeemably infested with jerks!
Will Planet Earth ever be solid?
Can animals sense that a thread is existential?
Animals??!!???! 90% of Dopers can’t sense if a thread is existential!
Texas seems like the last place you’d expect that sort of thing. Unless it’s actually a thread about exploding Fords.
Forget the electric cars, what about electric drivers?
No matter how many times I see it, I keep trying to read the three name people thread as “name three people” (whether they have been in my kitchen or not.)
I swear when I first skimmed over the title for this thread, I read it as “What’s Your Favorite Ganesha”.
Came in to mention that one.
Um, Pete Barbutti, Charo and Don Johnson? Seems kind of a boring.
Please Recommend a Dick Wipe Utility…
I keep reading this thread as “Randy Newman just walked out of the fucking hospital!”, probably because I don’t follow NASCAR and don’t know who Ryan Newman is.
Do you have nostalgia paresthetica?
Not lyin’, I first read this thread as:
**Mistress thread titles **
Tells ya where my head is.