Elon Musk rockets self destructing
Common Core Meth?
Most expensive pirate revenge
Yeargh.
Self-reference time:
“Misthread read titles.”
I just misread this thread title as Misread thread titties. :smack:
Will Escorts ever be as popular as sports?
I keep reading
Oh say can you seeEEEeee…
as
Oh hey, can you say "seeEEEeee"
My brain keeps trying to make this thread be about plate tectonics:
Was Boca-River Plate the biggest sports showdown in history?
Cognitive dissonance every time!
** Returning stuff left behind, a quarry.**
Graphical origins of fruit and vegetables*
Well, oranges are spheres, and bananas are some kind of cantenary? …
*(vs Geographical origins of fruit and vegetables)
Most Ridiculous Jury you have ever had in your life?
“They convicted me in under 3 minutes!!”
*Most Ridiculous Injury you have ever had in your life?
I keep misreading The Perfect PBJ as… well, you can probably figure it out.
I always read
Criminally underrated records
as
Underrated criminal records
At the moment, the threads “Vegetarian in-law at carnivore family dinner” and “How do I go about selling my car?” are listed next to each other in the IMHO forum. My brain merged these two titles into one:
“How do I go about selling my dinner?”
I just read a thread title as “Prunes Flying The Wrong Way In Movies”*.
*instead of “Planes Flying The Wrong Way In Movies”. Maybe I was fantasizing about an animated WWII film featuring the California Raisins as a crack fighter pilot squad.
Revolting, embarrassingly awful planet names
You’re talking about Uranus, right? Gotta be Uranus.
*Revolting, embarrassingly awful plant names
How did this extortionist get my (possibly) password?
I keep reading this as “contortionist”.
** I knew it! They’ve been slipping me diuretic monkeys!**
(actual: mickeys)
Does anywhere have laser gun laws than the US?
Yes! I keep tryibg to read it the same way.