I’d swear I just saw, “Being Hitler for a Day”. :smack:
So I’m looking at the scroll bar on the right side of my screen and twitch my eyes left to the scrolling thread titles and just for a second I read “Bathroom remodel… advice needed” as “Butthole removal… advice needed.” (I had just read this article and it must have been influencing my mind.)
How do I enlarge a butt hole? Car strut bar question
:eek::eek::eek:
I can’t tell if he wants to use a car strut bar, or if he thinks the butt hole enlargement technology is transferable to car struts. 
How do LIBRARIANS deal with an inelastic economy
Help me get this horse removed from my outside faucet.
NJ Driving Law: use of cellphone while stopped at a red light
I misread this one today. For some reason I thought that New Jersey had some esoteric laws prohibiting the use of cellophane while driving.
Dying online: what safety measures are feasible?
This thread has been in the Pit for ages, I don’t know why I misread it today:
The Trump Administration: A Clothahump in the Making
(Probably misread because I’m daydreaming about Baja Fresh for lunch…)
Sun Tzu was definitely Shih tzu
“Prom Earners Gaining Flatulence”:
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=855466
Prevention of dick borne diseases
With the thread on “sexual braggers” by HoneybadgerDC, my mind keeps trying to blend the title and OP lines together into “sexual badgers.”
Another forum has a thread titled Texas GOP Endorses Cannabis Decriminalization.
I keep misreading it as Texas GOP Endorses Cannibalism.
** Michigan restaurants and chefs**
Whenever I see J.K. Rowling’s or J.K. Simmons’ name in print, I have a 50/50 chance of visualizing the correct face to go with the name. Makes for some interesting cognitive dissonance.
Candies made from dead birds?