Misread thread titles

Opinions on Gloucestershire: Bullshit, Woo, Inert, Effective?

Help me figure out what’s wrong with the pimps in our hot tub

Question about 2018 [del]Nixon[/del] err Nissan

Islam Question: The Function Of The Moose

I didn’t actually misread it, but I keep wanting this to be “I pit the Necrotic Millenial.”

Can one start a thread asking about cooking with cannibals?

Eating When III – the second sequel to the classic film Eating When.

It’s on the Geeb but it’s too good to pass up:

Your video themesong right now becomes to my eyes
Your video threesome right now

Tiny appliances I can hide in my ORIFICE.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=326550&highlight=orifice

Mercury in the tundra -> mercy in the tundra

Trump said he would have run Parkour to fight off the shooter

Now there’s a video I’d love to see, the Great Orange One dodging bullets by effortlessly bouncing off walls and stairwells until he comes up behind the shooter and disables him with a firm karate chop to the throat.

The flipped elections omnibus thread

Given the news today, I thought it was about Russian election meddling.

Even with threads that have been around for a while, sometimes I misread the title as I’m skimming over it. Today, for a moment, I saw Pony sized spaghetti.

The Walking Dead: Do Not Send Us Ashtrays

Ongoing Shark Thread

Defenestrations as a tactic for large-scale change

can human drivers “backup” over AI drivers?

“I pit locals”

If it said that it’d probably still be in the bbq pit, yet I keep forgetting.

Oregon & Uranus

…wait, that wasn’t misread. That actually is the title :smack:

How do librarians deal with inelastic demand?

“Buy more books” would be my guess. But the thread started off with gas prices. :confused: