Responding to “This isn’t a thread title…” from CalMeacham…Sometimes misreading can be mispronouncing…
Was on my way to a sub assignment at a high-school…um…I can read, but brain was not quite awake…
On the way to this particular school, I had to pass by a mortuary and cemetery. Occasionally, they have certain ads on their sign.
My brain read phonetically “execute-er’s kit available”.
Me: Shocked. What…are they trying to drum up business? That is so inappropriate!
Also me: Hmmm…I wonder what that would include. Some rope, an axe, a black hood with two holes for the eyes…
Rational Me: Wait…Oooohh! “Excecutor’s Kit” Well that makes more sense. (Note: “Excecutor” in the executioner sense is actually an obsolete word.)
By the time I arrived at the high-school, I was definitely awake.
Other than a toilet and an outhouse, no.
How many times can I refuse a syringe on my cat?
Slammin’ on the Barbie
OK, you didn’t like the movie; we get it.
Don (Doc) Martin Question:
Dawk?
That happens every single time the device is mentioned anywhere on the Internet. Yet, I will never NOT see the name as a “CRAP device”. Ever.
I want to get outa that church soon as we can and make it to to our honeymoon suite at the Motel 6 without stopping for gas. Yee-haw!
Should I just start utilizing AI family?
AI children are better-behaved.
I thought once I got my eyes fixed, I wouldn’t misread so many thread titles. I guess not…
Why all the push for Jobs Building Submarines?
At first I thought this seems ridiculous. How can Steve Jobs build submarines? He died in 2011!
Then I considered that maybe “Jobs” is a metonymy for “Apple Inc.”, one of the largest companies in the world. It is a technology company – maybe it’s branching out into naval shipbuilding. But Apple outsources most of its physical production to foreign countries; will the Pentagon even allow that? If so, we’re looking a series of subs with names like iOwa, iDaho, iLlinois, and iNdiana.
Not only will you sleep better, but those dreams will be wild, man.
I would have only momentarily considered it to be referring to Apple. I might, however, wonder if it was about “jobs-building submarines”, in other words, the ostensible and actual mission of the sub itself was to create jobs. Like maybe they want more training subs?
Until they extend their nanoprobe thingies and assimilate you. “John us Father, it’ssss blissssssss…”
Wrong thread @Plutonium_Chef.
What’s the Best Accidental Frisbie You’ve Ever Gotten?
Well, I’ve found a few unlabeled ones in the bushes playing disc golf, but they were generally pretty scruffed up.
Only a bunker buster bomb can bust Iran’s Frodo nuclear complex. Really?
Only way to destroy the One Ring, now that the little bastard has absconded with it and is hiding in the bowels of the mountain.
Please explain socks to me.
Well, darn.
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I’m not going to ask how you developed the breed.
Thief interview in New York Times
It has been said that every great fortune is founded on a crime, so…