I believe there is a current active thread here with the title Explain Stocks to Me (I think that’s the title - I didn’t actually double check).
Anyways for a couple days I kept scrolling past it thinking that it said Explain Socks to Me.
We’ve had threads on the latter here tho, usually in ATMB natch:
And yes quite a few on the clothy ones which actually do go on your feet…
Maybe it was a Thai Dog.
The OP asked Please explain stocks to me. I guess socks are already understood.
Where can I get a 1966 Japanese ‘Mad Magazine for Men’?
Third time that extra little “M” word snuck in. I wonder what Alfred E. Neumann looks like if he were Japanese…
How about Chinese?
Is it just my pirate, or what?
Did you wake up to find your bedroom festooned with pieces of eight, with the constables knocking on your door? Probably your pirate.
Never been to Costco? What huge business experiences have you forgotten?
Is my Costco experience “forgotten” or it is “blotted out”?
Lower Body Dementia– any experience with it?
When your legs forget how to walk, it may not be the drink.
I keep reading that one as “Lewd Body Dementia”.
Whereas I see that one as “Dating Uranium”.
And there’s also “My mother (age 96) passed away. My brother is a psychopomp.”
Well that’s nice, at least, that she’ll have a member of the family to guide her into the next life.
Well, good luck washing it— cats hate baths!
If not college, then what? Trader Joe’s are even worse?
I’ve heard Trader Joe’s is actually a pretty good place to work. Probably doesn’t pay all that much, though.
The association between cookies and hedonism
Sounds monstrous.
The Cookie Monster would undoubtedly agree with you.
New low in sperm attempts
That depends on which Mike- Mike Rowe, the ‘Dirty Jobs’ guy? Sure! Mike Tyson? Eh, not so much. Mike Myers? The comedian, yes. The fictional serial killer, no.
Ha! When I first read your version, I assumed you would go for the Mike vs. Joel MST3K conflict, since the series came up in the “passing the torch” thread.