Miss Universe National Costumes 2012

Ah, and part 3.

“Guatemala! Where we demand human sacrifice to appease our showgirls!”

Panama: ”Fuck off, Guatemala.”

Peru: ”You can both step off, bitches. Mountains of gold and cages full of virgins by sundown, mortals.”

Poor Miss Denmark. She knows she doesn’t have a chance.

Perhaps a little warning on the link, please…

Peru is ready to rescue Flash from Mings execution chamber…

Miss Chile gets to threaten the judges with a sword?

I would vote for Miss Denmark, based on brains. She’s the only one who seems to understand how idiotic she looks in her gown.

I want to do raspberries on Turkey’s soft little belly. It’s cute.

As I noted in my first post in this thread – America, Fuck Yeah!

American entrant wins Miss Universe title.

Hmmph…didn’t know Kim Kardashian was Argentinian…nor part bat, part bee, part demon…well, I can see the demon in her.

For the love of God, keep Miss Ireland away from the Hellfire Club, or else her costume will turn red and she’ll rocket off to blow up the planet of the Broccoli People!

I was viewing the dresses this morning with my 3 year old, and when we got to Chile, she said, “That’s what Daddy likes!”. <Mummy makes goldfish faces>

(On questioning, it turns out she was reminding me that he likes chilli on his food). I’ll have to ask him later what he thinks of Miss Chile.

My favorites are Nicaragua and, for entirely different reasons, Puerto Rico.

Slide 3 of the full list says Miss Viet Nam is Miss Korea, but gets it right in later slides. Did they get any others wrong, or is it just East Asians that confuse them?

Wow Canada, we knew you were friendly, but putting other countries on your national outfit while in an international competition competing against other nations?

Panama: Forever will the great Peacock Genocide live on in songs

Oh, yay, I get to answer one of my favorite posters!
Honduras is white coral, not a snowflake. They blew it by making it symmetrical.

And your showing good taste on China - her costume won this portion of the event! And the designer is a real haute couture designer from China, so win-win!

Oh, ha. I figured it wasn’t actually meant to be a snowflake, but it looked like one, and I couldn’t figure it out. White coral makes a lot more sense.

You see friendly, I see a sign of Canada’s imperialistic ambitions.

Not really sure about a bikini as Canada’s natural dress though. There’s only three weeks a year where wearing a bikini in Canada doesn’t pretty much guarantee a rapid death from exposure to the elements.

Did anyone get the notion that Mexico was chained to a colorful wall and she was going to be sacrificed to Quetzalcoatl?

I like Mexico the best.

Denmark is depressed this year.

Not only her. What about Miss Ukraine and Miss Bahamas?

Somehow, being armed with edged weapons is the fashion statement this year. :smiley:

I thought Miss Curaçao looked rather like she should be flying with Brian Blessed to rescue Flash Gordon.