Miss Universe National Costumes 2012

That, and the ‘Fuck me’ pumps… :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh, wait…that would be every year.

The Barbados pirate was my favorite. She was the only one who looked like she was enjoying herself.

Guam.

That’s all.

I honestly didn’t know there were camels in Chile. I don’t know why they only wanted to show the toe of one though.

At least she’s wearing pants. Sort of.

The Bahamas pirate and the Ukraine cossack have to end up at the same tavern, that would be a fun drinking night. Kudos BTW to the designers for NOT adding platforms to their boots.

As for weapons, last year Japan had a full-size katana onstage, and a couple of the Africans came bringing it; so this is just following up. This year Tanzania kept up with the previously established African Science Fiction vibe.

Miss Great Britain meanwhile is a character from a badly failed comic book from the 1970s.

The T&L pic of Romania’s costume does not do justice to its full suckitude. Least attractive pseudo-nude bodystocking in a long time.

My props to Guam, Honduras, Trinidad and my own island (“Who needs clothes?”) for going with the idea of a mostly nonexistent costume.:cool: And a lot of the Latin American feathery goddesses, when you look more closely, also show quite a bit of skin.

And are all those shoes really “fuck me pumps” any more or are they more like “stripper clogs” by now? Speaking of stripperrific costuming, Finland’s outfit does look like it’s supposed to be unraveled and left behind. Unfortunately the sparkly platform clogs make her outfit and Singapore’s otherwise nice gown look like they’d be at a high-price Gentlemen’s Club having me buy them $25 drinks. Croatia again held up the recurring Central European/Balkan “Lolita Night” theme, which there were not as many this time around.

Yowza. Miss Romania needs to get some advice on tucking. Either that or The Impaler missed.

Various parts of Miss Honduras are falling out of her costume. Ten pounds of potatoes in a five pound bag.

Thanks! The Uruguay caption caused me to laugh/spit egg on my keyboard!

Why is Venezuela dressed in candy?

Miss Kosovo. Evil nun-witch!

Either that, or about to hack off body parts. :wink:

Same difference :wink:

:smiley:

I would like to do some fun and naughty things with Miss Germany.

Miss Bolivia looks like Poison Ivy.

The peacock styles are interesting, given that the fan of tailfeathers of course represents the male.