(Sorry, mods, please delete, this was a superfluous post)
Delete me too!
Delete me and my wife!
Stranger
Twenty, twenty, twenty-four hours to go
I wanna be deleted!
I’ll just take cancelled. TY
Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it)
No one wants to be deleted…
mmm
I came in here expecting interesting or shocking mistakes people have made. I’m a little disappointed. I personally have not made any mistakes recently, because I am perfection personified.
Nor has I no maid none mistreaks.
Can I change my user name to Miss Take?
We have a MissTake (last seen almost two years ago), and a MissTaken (not seen since 2011, and never made a post). Miss Take (with the space) appears to be untaken. 
My first marriage.
This is the thread where we list our mistakes, right?
How about Untaken_Miss_Take?
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
Fish-breath might be a good thing. YMMV
I never fcuk up
You and me both
If you are married, would you be Missus Take?
After divorcing the other Ms. Take, I’d go back to my maiden name.
Ms. Used?