Mister Wiskers

There is a cat on my bed, Mister Whiskers, who is not mine, and is pissed because I closed the window so he could not jump out. Now he thinks he owns my bed. HumanAbuse hotline is 1-800-HelpUsFromTheseCats

Oh, thank The Maker there’s finally a number to call!

He’s yours now.
(well, actually, you’re his. )

Joy to the world!

Pics please. You know the rules.

… so you’ve locked the cat in your house?

He is my landlord’s cat, but wandered into my bedroom. I just didn’t want him to jump out my window. He was looking at my bird feeders by the way, so I knew what he was thinking. :smiley:

He is a Maine Coon and charges for portraits. I’ll see what I can arrange from the arrogant feline.