Mix And Match Halloween Costumes

I know Halloween is 2 months away,but I have a good idea for a costume.

Dress as a large black woman with half-a-mask and call myself…

Phantom of the Oprah
Gimme your ideas…

A couple of years ago I went to a Hallowe’en party as an evil Amish mime.

Ooo, now I’m wondering how many Michaels you could incorporate into one costume:

angel wings from the movie Michael
mask like Michael Meyers wears
Wayne’s World t-shirt for Mike Meyers
Bare butt hanging out like Michael Douglas

“+” on your eyes, for Michael Jackson.

To try to bring this back to what I think the OP was getting at: wear a tight pleather jacket, tight pants, a single glove, and dribble paint everywhere: Michael Jackson Pollack.

Or if you’re an old white guy, put on some zombie makeup and dress up like this Michael Jackson

Once again trying to steer things in the direction of the OP:
Cover your face in white clay and eat pudding:
Mr. Bill Cosby.

Make yourself skinny and pale, carry high-powered weaponry and wear sunglasses:
The Thin White Duke Nukem

I’ve got to get some sleep.

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I know someone who dressed up last year as a blend of Gene and Richard Simmons. Full makeup and tiny gym shorts…

It was my sister’s “freaky love child” party where everyone got really creative. I suggested she go as Rambo Brite, but she didn’t have the guts. I also thought Don King Tut might be interesting.

Go as a large cow chip. You can use it as an ice breaker. I know my costume is shit. Let’s go out back for a toss.

That is freakin’ hysterical.

I’m trying to get my wife to wear a garter belt, fishnets, heels and black bra/panties while banging on a Les Paul with a riding crop. She’d be Bettie Page.

I’ll let you know how it turns out.

A theme party:

Wear tight underwear and a baseball cap and carry a light saber:
Marky Mark Hammill (Warning: Crotch-grabbing man in underwear possibly NSFW)

Tie your hair up in buns on the side of your head, wear an ornate crown, and try to look pale and sickly:
Carrie Fisher King

Grow a beard, wear heavy robes, and cover your head in rich, creamy foam:
Alec Guiness Stout

Wear a vest, carry a “blaster” and a towel:
Harrison Ford Prefect (I would have preferred the TV Ford, but I couldn’t find him with a towel!)

ETA: I really need to do something else with my life.