On one hand, Fiona’s really hot, and not afraid to show off her body.
On the other hand, she’s probably done more damage to witchcraft than the Salem Witch trials.
I grew to really dislike her during the finale. Especially the argument that she got into with Art. She wouldn’t let him talk, interrupted him, then yelled at him for interrupting her. And, just, ugh. . . Her personality just grated.
But she’s gorgeous.
I was glad that Jamie won. The criteria that the Alts used to pick who would be booted off seemed pretty arbritrary, but I was hoping that she would win after Bonnie got booted.
I had high hopes for this show. A few of the contestants were unbearable, but atleast they got kicked off. But we had to suffer through each episode listening to Fiona. If she was as spiritual as she claimed to be, she wouldn’t have freaked out everytime somebody didn’t agree with her.
It irritated me that the Alts kept telling Jamie she needed to rise above her horrible stripper past. It’s not like she killed somebody.
That bugged me, too. I also thought it was funny that they kept referring to her as an exotic dancer, but their webpage says something like “Jamie the stripper won!”
I was overjoyed that they brought back Kelly. I kept screeching “but I love them” after her performance at the dining room table. My wife didn’t think it was as funny as I did.
I’m just glad it wasn’t Eric. I hated that little bastard.
I wish his playing Fiona had come back to bite him on the ass more directly, but Fiona seemed to be the only one who was completely oblivious to it, and THAT seemed to work against him, so it’s all good. Art…I love you, you perceptive little tattooed freak!
I still don’t like Don, but I actually respect him more than I do Fiona now.
Oh, Kelly… Kelly was… Oh, man. What a fucking twit. That girl needs extensive, expensive therapy. … And, I think it was Eric what said it before she got eliminated…maybe Noel…either way, it wouldn’t hurt her to get laid.
All of you who are bad-mouthing Kelly are part of a left-wing Democratic plot against her! Clearly the only reason she was eliminated is because of her principled stand in opposition to affirmative action!
What! The! Fuck!
I would love to see the unedited footage of that last dinner.
Would anyone be surprised if it came out that Jamie and Erik had a deal worked to split the funds if either of them won? I knew Jamie was going to win as soon as she started talking about how she wanted to teach children how to turn cartwheels or whatever. Couple her “redemption” from her life of depraved stripping with a healthy dose of “I believe that children are our future” and there was no way enough of the Alts could resist her.
It’s a good thing that I didn’t win that “have the Alts in your house for the finale” contest because when Fiona started in with her shrieking harpy routine with Art I would’ve given her a smack and told her to get the hell out of my house. I still think the whole modern primitivism thing is silly but Art is so wicked cool. Best moment outside of the dinner party has to have been when Don, during the argument, popped his head out of his coffin and then popped it back in again.
I’m with you, man. I loved how she started ranting and raving about what fakes that Ta’Shia and Art were, then through in the affirmative action comment, and then wanted to apologize during the other shitheads tirade.
Was anybody else waiting to see if Kelly would accidentally strangle herself when yanking on her necklace like that? That was just a train wreck.
And I agree, Fiona was the absolute worst of the Alts. I did laugh when Ta’shia asked Art if he’d share some of his meal while Fiona screeched, though. Made Fiona look like the petty little twit that she is. :wally
I was out during the broadcast, but I taped the finale. I had to fast-forward through Fiona’s fight with Art. It was just so frustrating and irritating to hear her bleating at Art, with poor Art not getting a word in edgewise. I also enjoyed Don’s little coffin peek-out during the argument. Good idea, man. Just stay in there 'til the drama’s over.
I wanted Nicole to win, just as a reward for all the crap Fiona and Eric the Rat put her through. I was sorry to see my hot hot Avacado make the wrong decision. I wasn’t crazy about Jamie winning, but it was better than Eric getting the cash. Did anyone else see Eric’s evil little smirk when Nicole lost? Sickening.
It will be interesting to find out if Jamie does go back to exotic dancing, after her vow to get out won her the money.
As for Kelly…wow. That affirmative action speech seemed to come out of left field. And I noticed it didn’t take long for Tim to start in on the Alts and for Kelly to start up with the waterworks. Avacado said something to the effect of, “We put some provocative questions to the quests, and all hell broke loose.” Well hell, what did they think was going to happen?
One thing I forgot to mention is when Eric said that there was no way Bonnie would choose Nicole over Jamie. I was disappointed that they didn’t show Eric’s face when Bonnie said she’d choose Nicole. Way to go, Bonnie.